The Case

With work being so dagone stressful, and me being at work at the moment I probably shouldnt be blogging.

The is a man however, on our floor (maybe) who is down right nasty. He leaves monstrous dumps, with toilet paper everywhere. On the floors, on the seat, in the bowl, on the handle, everywhere- and doesnt even flush or clean up. Some other guys on the floor (not in my office) decided to write him a note- basically calling him out and tellin him to clean the shit up. Very next day the note is ripped up, and a stinging fresh new deposit with 30 trees worth of toilet paper is back- even worse than before. Lately its been good- no poops, no papers. But recently (yesterday) i was in there when a man came in the stall next to me (the same one of the dirty pooper)- 5 minutes of lining the seat with TP go by and say to myself, I GOT HIM! I will wait out this bastered and find his identity. I'll be the Hero of our floor- we can drive him out- banish him forever. better yet, not tell him we know its him, but rather give him dirty looks on the elevator and in the halls. make comments to drive him crazy- you know amelie like. i stayed in there, devoted to the cause
but then...
the light goes out
we were in there so long, the automatic timer on the light went out!
i sit
he sits
no words
whos gonna bail
after a while i couldnt take the uncomfortableness
i clean up in the dark, wash my hands and get out
he should thank me for letting him poop in light
but i dont give up
fortunately the back door to our office (haha) is in a direct line of the mens bathroom
i go in, and leave it cracked
peeking to see who it is
wait
wait
wait,
then finally the bhais comes out- its a jewish guy from the copy machine company
i got him!
I GOT HIM!
i go back to check the damage
but...
nothing
clean
not crystal clean, but clean
flushed
no TP
nothing
though he did break the paper towel dispenser and throw it in the trash
(i could hear that from all the way down the hall)
he might have seen me peaking but i dont care
but other than that..
Nothing!
a dead end
all that work just flushed down the toilet
it was pretty dissapointing
but i still have my suspicions
maybe it was him
but he knew i was on to him
so he behaved
maybe it was someone else
originally my suspicion was someone not on our floor
just didnt want to believe someone on our floor could be such an ass
this guys behavior (throwing the paper towel dispenser- well, half of it- into the trash) is pretty pro nasty pooper
either way, if he knows i know
im glad
i'll be watching him
and if he acts up again
i'll give him a swirly he'll never forget