Sunday, November 13, 2011

im worried about a great depression 100xs worse than the first one
i hope this worry is unrealistic

Sunday, June 05, 2011

i almost caused significant biological harm to my body
had to piss like a muddafuka

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Grocery store lady(ies)

I like the grocery store ladies at the check out
each for different reasons
  • Funny face lady- you're my latest favorite- the expressions on your face are priceless. you have the anti poker face. you dont say a word but you can read everything just by lookin. you're awesome, keep smiling/frownin/questionin/become surprisin at my food and my requests for no bags or forks
  • Maybe Peruvian lady who looks like my cousin's sister if he had one- i like you just cause you're familiar, you seem real nice, work hard, especially now that you're pregnant- i can't believe that they dont give you a stool, stay strong friend
  • Young eastern european lady- you're cute, too bad you only seem me hung over on saturday morning/afternoons, im gonna impress you one of these days and buy some crazy fish and ingredients for a 3 course meal
  • butch lady- i like you, you rock the buzzed sideburns like nobodys business, you're kinda cute in a real butchy kinda way- refreshing to see people be themselves
  • curly hair chick- you and your hair have an attitude i like, and it was nice seein your dad visit

Thursday, January 13, 2011

is anybody else offended by the new highlander commercials?
i personally feel it is a new low- telling kids they need a fancy suv, with tvs, and gadgets to be cool, and making fun of the kids who are in a normal car
really? this morally felt right?
knowing how kids can be in school, did the toyota marketers really think selling it to kids would be a good move?
what was the thought process?
its not like a kid whyning in the grocery store for some candy
its a fuckin car!
1- for the fams that cant afford the stupid car- it can only make the parents feel bad their kid aint in a cool car OR
2- the parents will be pissed about this ad and smack thier kid for actually listening to the ad OR
3- the rich parents will buy it, maybe, and then condone thier kids making fun of the kids that cant afford it
its lose lose all around
effin kid in the highlander looked like a spoiled pansy rollin up his tinted power windows
its a new low in my opinion

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Wore a pretty hideous sweater, shirt, tie combo to work today
Now I know why old men look the way they do
Its not that they don't have style
They just don't give a shit
my response to the chick at work: im sick and its warm
her response: nice bill cosby sweater