Obsession

I have started asking people what their current obsession is. I get funny looks. I suppose its not a common club question. I usually always have one. I kinda thought everyone did. Perhaps they don't. I sorta feel its the best way to relate to someone. For me, at any given moment (walking down the street, eating lunch at work, in the shower, working, on the train) im thinking about my obsession, or something related to it. So chances are, if you are a stranger and ask about it, i'll be impressed that you know i have one, AND am thinking about it, and we would be instant friends. Opposed to hey, where do you live, thats nice, what do you do, thats nice. Cool. Nice night right? The DJ sucks. Yea.... Sip. (Fuck, what next?)
Obsession?
Hell yea, so i have been obsessed with getting a scooter for forever. They are so economical, and I think chicks would dig it. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Guy: Fuck yea
Girl: Oh that would be really cool, we could zip around the city while i hug you from behind!

Yeap.