Do you ever find yourself thinking about inventions/schemes/ideas that are slightly out of the ordinary, and wondering whether they would "hit it big" out in the real world, but then let them pass, and remain a passing thought in your personal globe?
I do.
Today seems to be particularly auspicious day for these thoughts. Today could be a maurat for them. (Maurat is an indian term for auspicious time or date)
So taking good ol B's advice, I'm gonna put them out there on the world wide web.
1. A bust of a man. One of the buttons on his shirt, or maybe the knot of his bowtie, is a real button. The man has hair that looks very regular, but they are actually those glow in the dark light things that light up when you shake them and turn it on. You push the button, and his face slowly, strugglingly lights up, nearing climax, the hair follicles light up, but before we reach bright idea heaven, brrrrraaaaaaaap, pppssssshhhhh, it comes out the bottom...
hot air
a tuskie (indian fart)
the bright idea fuskiegaye (gujarati for slipped away)
I'd call it Honshiyar Fuskiwala (Smart Slipper Away Guy)
2. Its too good. I can't tell you. I might make thousands.